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About hellsambrosia

Striking out to make names for themselves in the brutal desert land of Tucson, Arizona, Pedro Cerda and Daniel Stiles chose the profession of security by which to build their renown. The process of vocational evolution brought sarcasm from exuberance, irritation from helpfulness and most importantly, apathy from vigilance. Through the natural selection of a shopping mall, they learned the path for survival could be arrived at by way of detachment from care. It exists as a lesson others might comprehend through the pages of their stories, testimony put forth as the ladder of salvation from the balcony perch of chaos. You can be saved but if not, that's your own problem. Our current credits include the upcoming novel The Jack the Mac Chronicles from Freya's Bower, “The Erratic Blueprint of Desperation” from Wild Child Publishing, “Lethargy’s Rainbow” from Aphelion’s March 2009 issue, “Hell’s Security” from Nautilus Engine’s May 2009 issue, “Variable Hate” from Nautilus Engine’s August 2009 issue, and “Soulless Screaming Shoes” from South Jersey Underground’s August/September 2009 issue.

Erratic Blueprint Sample

A taste of our novella “The Erratic Blueprint of Desperation” 13 Black John Lennon makes twenty-two million dollars a year and you can too! Click here to find out how! Staring at the popup banner stretched across my computer screen, … Continue reading

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Autumn Train Blog Hop Post

a Rafflecopter giveaway “Mystery of the Autumn Train” By: Pedro Cerda and Daniel Stiles http://www.hellsambrosia.com and http://www.facebook.com/hellsambrosia   The apocalypse came but hey, they fixed that shit. Some fool had the bright idea to give all the animals in the … Continue reading

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Autumn Train Blog Hop

  Do you have a favorite fall memory linked to a train? What do you imagine you would see if you were riding a train in the fall? Join the authors of Wild Child publishing and Freya’s Bower as we … Continue reading

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Soulless Screaming Shoes

Our short story, “Soulless Screaming Shoes,” which originally appeared appeared in the August/September 2009 issue of South Jersey Underground Webzine and Class of 2009 issue, is now posted on our blog for delightful enjoyment. Go ahead and delightfully enjoy it.

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Post Apocalyptia

An interesting perspective on what might wait for us in a frightening future. That’s right, Bigfoot. Check it out at this blog: http://ghostbastards-marc.blogspot.com/

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Follow the link… The link for the purchasing of Battle for Blood.

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Battle for Blood: The Blood Feud

Prepare for space faring zombies, vampires, and misc. Coming soon in print and e-book format

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